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Name: FCKN
Country: Liechtenstein
Birthday: 4/4/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: late night, brakes lock, hear the tires squeal
red light, can't stop so i spin the wheel
my world goes black before i feel an angel lift me up
and i open bloodshot eyes into fluorescent white
they flip the siren, hit the lights, close the doors and i am gone.
Expertise: Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens
A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  king smartarse
Member Since:
9/10/2003
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|  | You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up.
Peter Pan | | 75% | The Beast | | 69% | Sleeping Beauty | | 63% | Donald Duck | | 63% | Ariel | | 56% | Cruella De Ville | | 44% | Goofy | | 44% | Cinderella | | 38% | Pinocchio | | 31% | Snow White | | 25% |
Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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this entry is entitled...
IN MY SYS362 CLASS SO OF COURSE I WONT PAY ATTENTION...
so I'm in my SYS 362 class and of course I'm not paying attention to the lecture, so I copied other xanganites and took this quiz...
Hey, Mom. Thanks for changing my application from "Arts and Sciences" to "Engineering and Applied Sciences".
And oh yeah. I hate Chemistry.
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this entry is entitled...
CHRISTMAS WISH LIST 2005
So here is my long-awaited Christmas wish list for the season of 2005. Feel free to purchase anything from this list... and give it to me. YESSSSSSSS.
1) thick, knitted scarf (red or black, or combination of the two)- possible choices at Gap, or Old Navy
2) Star Wars: Episode III- i dont have it yet, you know where to get it
3) knitted beanie (red or black, or combination of both)- need a pretty thick one to keep my ears warm, i'd prefer solid colors, and i will also accept a charcoal gray color
4) Cranium- i know it's a stretch, but i hear the game blows. i mean kicks ass
5) Napoleon Dynamite themed hoodie- apparantly, KOHL's sells hoodies with napoleon dynamite themes... and you all know how much i love me some napoleon dynamite
6) Super Smash Bros. Melee- another stretch, but i do enjoy the game, and now i have a game cube to play it with
7) Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD- I LOVE THE AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, the 4th season DVD was released recently, but i'll take any of the seasons, 1-4
8) The Island DVD- I thought it was a pretty good movie, and it was just released on DVD this past week, so yeah, get it. scarlett johanssen is hot. even if i misspelled her name
9) Blink 182 Greatest Hits CD- Blink 182, my favorite band, get me their greatest hits cd
10) Game Cube memory card- this one's easy, i need a memory card to store my games, any size will do
11) new Fall Out Boy shirts- I went to Hot Topic and saw that they have two new Fall Out Boy shirts and i want them
12) new Brand New shirt- I also saw a new Brand New shirt at Hot Topic, and i want that too
13) cheap DVDs from Best Buy (Old School, Shaun of the Dead, Superman the Movie)- these are DVDs on sale at best buy for the holiday season, and these are the ones that i want
14) Blue/Orange vest from Old Navy- this vest is on sale at Old Navy, i forget how much, get me one in the size of Small
these are all the things i can think of that are specific enough for me to put on a list. more may be added on later, but i mean, there's only a week left. so yeah. look for these things.
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this entry is entitled...
I HATE EXAMS
I was
originally going to name this entry "I LIKE CHRISTMAS", but that's not
the majority of my feelings right now. But anyway, I was quite
intrigued by Mr. RVD's xanga entry so I basically plagerized. Well, I
guess it's not really plagerized, since I'm taking the same test, but I
DO have his answer key, so I guess I could cheat on this one if I
wanted to. But I wont. Not this time.
** Christmas Survey **
1. Have you ever kissed someone under the mistletoe?
I dont think on the lips. But then again, I dont think he might have appreciated it if I did.
2. What is your first Christmas memory?
Fil-Am
christmas parties outta Oak Harbor, WA when I was like 6-8 yrs old. I
couldnt sing so I wasnt marveled at by all the parents when the other
kids sang Christmas songs in front of all of them. But I did win the
banana eating contest, banking $10 at the ripe old age of 8 years old.
So I guess what I'm saying is FCK those singing kids. Where you at???
3. Where would you rather spend Christmas this year?
Nowhere,
because Robbie is right. Traveling during Christmas blows. I think
Virginia has the right mix of home-town feelings and Christmas magic to
keep me entranced until after Christmas Day. When you cross that
bridge, see the water and smell the salt... you know you're home.
4. whats your favorite christmas song?
It's
gotta be "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey. Anyone who
saw my xanga for Christmas two years ago knows why. YEAH. FCK THE CHEM
151 FINAL. DESIGNING XANGAS TO REFLECT HOLIDAY CHEER IS WHERE IT'S AT.
5. What do you usually do Christmas morning?
Open presents for a good 10 min. then eat, then nothing. Touch tree. I love lamp.
6. Have you bought all your presents yet?
No,
but I am now beginning to formulate a list of those special individuals
who get to say, "Hey, during the winter season of 2005, Mike Ordonez
wasted money on me. I feel so special!", so pray that you're one of the
lucky few.
7. What do you do on Christmas Eve?
Go to church
late, eat some sort of festive meal I suppose, open like 1 present
cause we force my parents, and then in bed by like 2100 cause my
parents are too old to last beyond then.
8. Do you spend Christmas with a lot of family?
No, cause they're all basically not here. Dont got much blood-relatives, so it's basically us 4.
9. Are you going anywhere special on Christmas (vacation)?
I'm going home. I'm going to NoVA. I'm going ice skating.
10. How many items are on your wish list?
i
havent constructed a wish list yet, but look for it in my xanga,
myspace, and profile by the end of the week. LOOK AT IT DAMN YOU.
11. What do you usually eat on Christmas?
babies and holiday desserts.
12. When did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
When
I was either 7 or 8 years old. On Christmas Eve, I saw my neighbor's
dad pulling out a pink bike from his truck and bringing it into their
house. The next morning, after I had opened my numerous TMNT toys from
this so-called Santa Claus, I went out and greeted my neighbor who,
without much surprise, had a new pink bike. She told me she got it from
Santa Claus, and I proceeded to destroy this magical world of elves,
flying reindeer, and a jolly fat man she was force-fed for the last 7
or 8 years of her life. It was a good Christmas. For me AND my neighbor
(I think her name was Lindsay, now that I think about it. And she had a
sister named Brittney who would always keep my mom company and sleep at
my house during the day cause she didnt go to school due to her
inferior age).
13. Do you still make snowmen and snow angels?
That shit is for the weak. I make gigantor snowmen. HUMONGOUS.
14. Do you still have snow ball fights with your siblings/parent?
whenever it happens to snow I suppose, but I'm not usually home when it snows in vabeach.
15. What's your favorite Christmas movie?
The
Santa Clause (cause of E.L.V.E.S.) and possibly Jingle All the Way,
cause fckn the Governator is hilarious. and I heart Turbo Man and
Booster.
16. What do you like doing over the Christmas holidays?
Though I agree with RVD, I would have to say fun activities around vabeach that basically eat up all my money.
17. What do you plan to do for New Year's Eve?
Again, I agree with RVD, but I'm gonna say watch tv.
18. What are your usual traditions on New Year's?
watching tv. and hot chicks.
19. Got any resolutions?
simply put......no.
20. What's the weirdest thing you ever got for Christmas?
maybe
a whack-ass sweater when I was a kid. well, it wasnt weird, but it
sucked. who freakin gives a kid a stupid sweater for christmas????
21. What's the most expensive thing you've gotten for Christmas?
an
xbox entertainment package.... a car stereo... an apple care protection
plan for my laptop. those are probably the most expensive, and have all
happened in the last 3 years. boy, growing up sure is expensive!
22. How early do you wake up on Christmas morning?
early enough to see santa claus in the christmas parade.
23. What do you usually get in your stocking?
cocaine and hookers.
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NO WAY
I refuse to play this game of "movie/dvd/video" tag. I am not sufficiently bored. yet.
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